WHAT ARE YOU?
Failed snowboarder.
WHAT KEEPS YOU UP AT NIGHT?
Snowboarding.
WHAT WAS YOUR WORST REACTION TO A REJECTION?
Quitting snowboarding.
WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF EXPOSING IN YOUR WORK?
Something about snowboarding.
WHAT WILL YOU DO IF YOU RUN OUT OF IDEAS?
Try snowboarding again.
WHAT ARE YOU HERE TO PLUG?
Jonathan Blake Fostar is the editor in chief of Dream Boy Book Club. He is the author of four novels and a forthcoming memoir about that time he got abducted by aliens in rehab.